Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.
Why does Robert Kraft only pay prostitutes $499.75 even though they charge $500? He refuses to play without a quarter back
Somehow it looks like Robert Kraft will get away with his little massage parlor incident... This isn't the first time he got off...
What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor? Dry rub!
Robert Kraft’s lawyer: It’s gonna cost you a whole lot more for me to get you off, big guy.
People are giving Robert Kraft a hard time for paying someone to give him a tug, but let's be honest... Giving _yourself_ a tug isn't that comfortable when you've got 6 rings on.
I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium. It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.
Did you hear now that Robert Kraft is in legal trouble because he’s been taking advantage of women, Gillette is pulling its sponsorship from the Patriots?? Neither have I.
Robert Kraft - 7 rings.
Robert Kraft:
- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring
What do you call Robert Kraft when his girlfriend finds out about the prostitutes? A Kraft Single
What's Robert Kraft's favorite football play? The tug and rub in the end zone.
What is Robert Kraft's favorite football play? The rub and tug near the end zone.
You guys hear that Robert Kraft got off? And he also got his charges dropped
What do Disney movies and Robert Kraft have in common? Target audience.
Say what you will about the old lady that serviced Robert Kraft But once again, Kraft and the Patriots got quality veteran experience at a fraction of the cost of younger talents.
Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots got busted for soliciting prostitution at a massage parlor in Florida. I wouldn’t worry too much about it though, i heard it had a happy ending.
All this mockery of Robert Kraft Is really gonna rub people the wrong way
What's Robert Kraft's favorite android app? WhoreDash