Robert Kraft Jokes

Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.

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Why does Robert Kraft only pay prostitutes $499.75 even though they charge $500? He refuses to play without a quarter back

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Funny Robert Kraft Jokes
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Somehow it looks like Robert Kraft will get away with his little massage parlor incident... This isn't the first time he got off...

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What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor? Dry rub!

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Robert Kraft’s lawyer: It’s gonna cost you a whole lot more for me to get you off, big guy.

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People are giving Robert Kraft a hard time for paying someone to give him a tug, but let's be honest... Giving _yourself_ a tug isn't that comfortable when you've got 6 rings on.

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I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium. It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.

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Did you hear now that Robert Kraft is in legal trouble because he’s been taking advantage of women, Gillette is pulling its sponsorship from the Patriots?? Neither have I.

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Robert Kraft - 7 rings. Robert Kraft:

- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

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What do you call Robert Kraft when his girlfriend finds out about the prostitutes? A Kraft Single

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What's Robert Kraft's favorite football play? The tug and rub in the end zone.

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What is Robert Kraft's favorite football play? The rub and tug near the end zone.

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You guys hear that Robert Kraft got off? And he also got his charges dropped

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What do Disney movies and Robert Kraft have in common? Target audience.

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Say what you will about the old lady that serviced Robert Kraft But once again, Kraft and the Patriots got quality veteran experience at a fraction of the cost of younger talents.

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Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots got busted for soliciting prostitution at a massage parlor in Florida. I wouldn’t worry too much about it though, i heard it had a happy ending.

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All this mockery of Robert Kraft Is really gonna rub people the wrong way

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What's Robert Kraft's favorite android app? WhoreDash

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