My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?
Nothing, someone's losing the trailer.
-Robin Williams
What’s the difference between a tornado in the south and a southern divorce?
Nothing, somebody’s losing the trailer.
- Robin Williams
How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting
Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire. Without a doubt.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?
Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way.
-Robin Williams
Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke?
It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:
David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"
Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas? A. Betty White.
A German talk show host once asked Robin Williams why he thought there wasn't much comedy in Germany
"Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?" he replied.
"No."
Robin Williams, circa 1980
First cannibal complains, "I hate my mother-in-Law."
Second cannibal replies, "Ehh. Just eat the noodles."
So a Rabbi with a frog on his shoulder walks into a bar...
...and the bartender says: "That's awesome! Where'd you get one of those?"
And the frog says "Brooklyn! There's hundreds of em!"
*credit to Robin Williams for the joke
What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer
*shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
Anthony Bourdain and Robin Williams got into a fight over the phone. After a while they both hung up.
A woodpecker's a bird...
...unless you're a puppet.
~ The late great Robin Williams
A German once asked Robin Williams why there are no funny German comedians “Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?”
Robin Williams Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
Probably too soon
News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide.
Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd.
I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone.
The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
Robin Williams
A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand...
And said “make me one with everything”
-Robin Williams.
Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie... ...is Mrs. Fire.
Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams.
A Rabbi, a Rastafarian and 2 Chainz walk into a bar. Robin Williams whispers, "Jew. Mon. G."