What do you call a cat that’s been listening to too much rock and roll? Def Leppard.
What do you call British Rock and Roll? Stone and Scone
Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun? They say it's rock and roll.
What kind of music does a boulder like?
Rock and roll.
Credit: just heard this one from my Amazon Echo
What do you call a rubber loop that you put rocks and bread into? A rock and roll band.
They said Elvis was the King of rock and roll, but do you know who the Queen is? Elizabeth II
I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!
Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll.
What do you call the sound of tumbling stone? Rock and roll.
What is the preferred rock and roll band in Greece ? Megadebt !
Why is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in New York City, when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland? Because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland
What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll.
What do rock stars do when their clothes catch fire? They stop, rock and roll
Why where the cave people mad about their children playing with rocks all the time. They wouldn't stop getting stoned, staring at tablets, and playing rock and roll all day.
I just started a rock and roll band, we're called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.