What do you call a rock climbing cow? A high steak situation
Rock climbing is not good for my mood swings. Too many ups and downs.
Whenever I get high with friends, my anxiety kicks in I hate rock climbing
I quit drugs to concentrate on rock climbing
"nice... what’s the highest you've been?"
I tried to kiss a goldfish.
I left my girlfriend because I hated her rock climbing habit I wonder what she’s up to now
Dwayne Johnson and Tom Cruise is casted on the same movie. There is a scene where Tom Cruise climbs on top of Dwayne Johnson without using a stunt double since he is so good at rock climbing.
Why can’t cows go rock climbing? Because they lactose.
what does one rock use to propose to another rock?
A bouldering.
(Sorry guys ive been indoor rock climbing lately)
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.
What is the most popular playground equipment in Mexico? A rock climbing wall.
What is it called when someone piggyback rides Dwayne Johnson? Rock climbing.