Rock Climbing Jokes

Funny Rock Climbing Jokes
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What do you call a rock climbing cow? A high steak situation

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Rock climbing is not good for my mood swings. Too many ups and downs.

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Whenever I get high with friends, my anxiety kicks in I hate rock climbing

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I quit drugs to concentrate on rock climbing "nice... what’s the highest you've been?"

I tried to kiss a goldfish.

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I left my girlfriend because I hated her rock climbing habit I wonder what she’s up to now

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Dwayne Johnson and Tom Cruise is casted on the same movie. There is a scene where Tom Cruise climbs on top of Dwayne Johnson without using a stunt double since he is so good at rock climbing.

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Why can’t cows go rock climbing? Because they lactose.

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what does one rock use to propose to another rock? A bouldering.

(Sorry guys ive been indoor rock climbing lately)

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

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What is the most popular playground equipment in Mexico? A rock climbing wall.

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What is it called when someone piggyback rides Dwayne Johnson? Rock climbing.

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