Roofing Jokes

My roofing business is having a great promotion right now... If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.

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What type of construction are dogs good at? Roofing

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A joke my grandpa just shared: “so I asked the guy who roofed my house, “Hows the roofing business?” Guy replied, “we’re on top of it”

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Did you hear Beyonce now owns an all female roofing company? It's called "All The Shingle Ladies".

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Funny Roofing Jokes
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Why was the dog wearing a construction hat? His speciality is roofing.

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if a dog was a contractor, what would his specialty be? roofing

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Last month I unknowingly purchased stolen roofing supplies. I wrote a Craigslist post to alert others... HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA

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A dyslexic construction worker couldn't decide what to upgrade. Between roofing equipment and flooring supplies, he chose the ladder.

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I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing.

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I wish I could better understand roofing But it just goes over my head

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What did the doggo say to the prospective client? “I specialize in ROOFing!”

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What did the roofing professional say to the homeowner after the job was done? It's on the house

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I would tell you a roofing joke But it would go over your head

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Wanna hear a roofing joke? I would tell you but it'll be over your head.

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What job is best suited for a dog? ​

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Roofing.

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