My roofing business is having a great promotion right now... If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.
What type of construction are dogs good at? Roofing
A joke my grandpa just shared: “so I asked the guy who roofed my house, “Hows the roofing business?” Guy replied, “we’re on top of it”
Did you hear Beyonce now owns an all female roofing company? It's called "All The Shingle Ladies".
Why was the dog wearing a construction hat? His speciality is roofing.
if a dog was a contractor, what would his specialty be? roofing
Last month I unknowingly purchased stolen roofing supplies. I wrote a Craigslist post to alert others... HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA
A dyslexic construction worker couldn't decide what to upgrade. Between roofing equipment and flooring supplies, he chose the ladder.
I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing.
I wish I could better understand roofing But it just goes over my head
What did the doggo say to the prospective client? “I specialize in ROOFing!”
What did the roofing professional say to the homeowner after the job was done? It's on the house
I would tell you a roofing joke But it would go over your head
Wanna hear a roofing joke? I would tell you but it'll be over your head.
What job is best suited for a dog?
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Roofing.