Root Canal Jokes

The dentist said, "You need two root canals. They'll be expensive, but I'll let you pay... ..for them for $500 a month for 36 months."

I said, "Wow, those sound like car payments."

"They are."

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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication

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Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Funny Root Canal Jokes
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication

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Another joke Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication...

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So a dentist just finished his first root canal... I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.

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Monk at the Dentist Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist? For a square root canal

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Why did the mangrove tree go to the dentist? Root canal

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The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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A passenger aboard a quarantined vessel was experiencing severe tooth pain. Unfortunately the only “doctor” on board was a man with a doctorate in mathematics. But he gave it his best... ...and peformed a primitive root canal.

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