A cat walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "what'll you have?"
The cat says, "A shot of rum."
The bartender pours the cat his drink.
The cat slowly pushes the shot off the table.
"Another."
So I asked the bartender for a rum and coke. He said, "Is Pepsi okay?"
"Sure, whatever," I said.
So he handed me a glass of pepsi and coke.
So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM
Man orders a drink from the bar
Man: "Rum & Coke please"
Bartender: "Rum and coke? Um, Is Pepsi OK?"
Man: "Yeah, Pepsi is fine."
Bartender: "Great, one Pepsi & Coke comin' right up."
A bear walks into a bar
A bear walks into a bar and says "Give me a rum and.............cola"
"Why the big pause?" asks the barman.
The bear shrugs and says "I dunno, I was born with them."
A wife finds her husband sipping some rum on the patio, he says, "I love you so much, I have no idea what I would do without you". The wife asks, "Is that you talking, or the rum?" He replied, "That's me, talking to the rum."
A man walks into a bar and asks for a rum and Coke
The bartender says "sorry to disappoint, but is Pepsi okay?"
It had been a long day, so the man said "yeah, that's fine"
The bartender turned to pour the drink, then handed it to the man.
"Here you go. Pepsi and Coke"
Man: I'll take a rum and coke
Bartender: Is pepsi ok?
Man: Yeah, that'll do.
Bartender: *hands him coke and pepsi*
A sad and depressed cat walks to a bar
Bartender:what will ya have?
Cat:shot of rum.
(Bartender pours it)
(Cat slowly pushes it off the bar).
Cat:another.
I like my women like my rum
Aged 13 years and swimming in coke
Disclaimer: This is a joke! I do NOT condone mixing rum and coke!
I once put rum and pineapple into CERN's particle accelerator Discovered the Piña Collider
So a bear walks into a bar...
the bartender asks him what he'd like to drink. the bear replies "i'll have a rum............................................................and coke"
the bartender asks, "why the big pause?"
the bear raises his paws to the bartender's face and yells "HELLO?! I'M A BEAR"
I rode my bike to the liquor store yesterday for a bottle of rum. As I put the rum in the basket, I realized if I fell over the bottle would break, so I drank the rum. On the way home, I fell down seven times. Imagine what would have happened to the bottle.
I asked the bartender for something cold and filled with rum... So he recommended his wife...
A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]
A man walks into a bar.. and asks the bartender for a rum and coke. The bartender says " Is Pepsi okay?" The man replies, "Yeah that's fine". The bartender takes out a glass and fills it with Pepsi and Coke.
A bear walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a...... a rum and coke."
The bartender says "sure, but why the big pause?"
To which the bear replies "I've had these all my life."
A polar bear walked into a bar.
"A rum and coke please." He asked.
"Certainly", replied the bar man, "but why the big pause?"
"I was born with them", answered the bear.
I walked into the bar and asked for something cold and full of rum. The bartender yelled to the back, "Dear, there's someone here to see you."
A bear walks into a bar.
When he get to the bar he says “I' ll have a rum and.......coke.”
“Why the long pause?” asks the bartender.
The bear replies “Well, I am a bear”
People say my pub jokes are rubbish But back when I was serving drinks at the local bar, I could give a decent comedian a rum for his money.
I like my women like I like my rum... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke.
I like my women how I like my rum. Dark and full of coke.
What's a pirate's favorite device to store data on ? CD-RUM
Two strings walk into a bar The first one says, "I'll have a rum and cokeazx36@#&-¶³¾¤§¿". The second one says, "Excuse my friend, he's not null terminated".
Somebody told me that rum and coke wasn't the answer to my problems. I told them that it might not be the answer, but it was certainly a solution.
I accidentally spilled my bottle of rum on the floor. I was let down because I thought I'd be the one getting wasted.
Why does a pirate prefer to drink in a bar that serves rum, instead of gin? Because it has mo'lasses.
WHEN CATS ARE SAD
Bartender: What'll ya have?
Cat: Shot of rum
[Bartender pours it]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: Another.
What did the race car say to the bartender?[OC] Rum rum!
I like one thing in Trump And that is rum.
A parrot flies into a bar and says "I'll have a coconut rum, please." A patron nearby exclaims "Hey look, a talking parrot!" Then he realizes, "Oh yeah, parrots can talk."
I like my women the way I like my rum 22 years old and full of coke
A tourist is cycling in the Dutch countryside...
...when a passing car slows down beside him. The driver rolls down the window and asks “You’re awfully fast – are you heading to Sexbierum?”
The cyclist replies “Just the beer and the rum. I’m married.”