I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion. Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasn’t an acceptable answer.
Drug safety Remember kids, say no to drugs because if the drugs are talking to you, you've had the right amount.
Would you rather feel the pain of your toes bring crushed in an instant, or spread out over a few years? In other words, here are your brand new safety shoes.
When people ask why I have a "Trump 2016" sticker on my car I say it's for safety. When i'm pulled over, it's the quickest way to tell the Cop i'm white.
The problem with America is stupidity. So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
They say there’s safety in numbers
try telling that to 6 million jews
-jimmy carr
What is it called when you poke your eye while putting on safety glasses? Eyerony
What does a ISIS amusement park have as a safety mechanism? Allahu lap-bar.
They say there's safety in numbers...
Tell that to the 6 million Jews.
~ Jimmy Carr.
They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’ ‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer
They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews.
Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out.
They say there's safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews.
They say there's safety in numbers Yeah, try telling that to 6 million Jews.
They say there's a safety in numbers Tell that to the 6 million jews
On a river rafting trip in Egypt, a couple began to sink. The husband urged his wife to swim to safety before the water got too deep, but she refused to believe she was in any danger. She was too deep in de Nile.
Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection? No Stairway.
I don't know what made me feel more fat That my fast food weighed so much in my passenger seat that my car told be to put a seat belt on it or that I was so concerned with its safety that I actually did.
In the motorcycle safety course they tell you that target fixation is bad, where your eyes are looking is where you usually end up. Must be why I keep running over female joggers.
Be safety conscious 80% of people are caused by accidents.
White taking a gun safety class, I was looking into the barrel of a pistol when the gun accidentally fired. It really opened my eyes.
It should be a safety hazard for cars being towed to face traffic behind them...
Every time I look up from my phone while driving and see one they scare the *s#!t* out of me!
Edit: two words
If The Safety Dance comes on, are we obligated to dance? I mean, I know we can dance if we want to
Im currently doing my dissertation on the safety of a new handheld device for the world health organisation New phone WHO diss
I started researching the safety of elevators. They have their ups and downs.
Two wires at sea
Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.
The other was stranded.
What does music have to do with road safety? C sharp or B flat
"Safety in numbers" Tell that to six million jews
I don't know why there is a baby brand called Safety 1st.. I mean, if they used safety first they wouldn't have to buy their products in the first place
What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety.
UA new safety briefing Life jacket, seatbelt, mouth guard
why did the punk rocker cross the road? ...because he had a chicken safety pinned to his face.
Texting while driving kills
Once there was a line written on hoarding, 'Texting while driving kills.' That's okay but there was something written at the bottom too
'For more driving tips text 'SAFETY' to 19800.'
Really WTF
I’m going to get vpn for safety reasons So I can teleport to Iceland when I started lagging or someone started shooting at me in WWIII
Legolas got a goverment job at the Department of Elf and Safety