Sally Jokes

Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.

Score: 1423

Sally can't sell seashells down by the seashore anymore... She was busted for conch-traband.

Score: 440
Funny Sally Jokes
Score: 186

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere.

Score: 159

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Score: 92

Teacher: OK Sally, make a sentence using the word ‘contagious’ Sally: Our neighbour is painting his whole house with a two inch brush and my dad said it’s going to take the contagious.

Score: 85

Kristen gave Sally 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Todd gave Sally 5 flowers and 3 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? Cancer.

Score: 60

Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

Score: 51

Where did Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere

Score: 45

Where did sally go when her village was bombed? Everywhere

Score: 42

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus.

Score: 27

What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be

Why did sally fall out of the tree?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not sally.

Score: 22

Where did Sally go in the explosion? Everywhere.

Score: 17

Why did Sally cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt.

Score: 16

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Score: 14

Where did Sally go after the nukes were dropped? Everywhere.

Score: 14

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
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Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally.

Score: 11

Double Joke Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

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"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Not Sally!"

Score: 9

Why'd Sally fall off the swings? Cause she's got no arms.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Score: 9

Poor Sally (2 parter) Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms...

**quickly followed by**

Knock Knock

*Who's there?*

Not Sally.

Score: 8

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.




Knock knock

Who's there?

Obviously not Sally

Score: 8

My 10yr old daughter told me this today Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why wouldnt William Shakespear be a good rapper?
Cause he's dead.
Knock knock.
(Who's there)
Not Sally

Score: 8

Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing?

She got hit by an axe.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Score: 7

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Score: 6

Sally Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Sally has no arms.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Score: 5

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.


Knock knock...
[who's there]
Not sally

Score: 5

Yeah It is Result of Marriage Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.

“Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”

“But Larry’s still alive.”

“I know, but his hair is gone.”

Score: 5

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Score: 5

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.


Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sally.


What did Sally get for Christmas?
We don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.


What did Sally get for her birthday?
Cancer.

Score: 5

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Score: 4

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Score: 4

Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms.


Knock knock.
Who's there?

Not Sally.

Score: 3

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.

Score: 3

Why did little sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

*knock knock*

“Who is there”

“Not sally”

Score: 2

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally

Score: 2

A fort under siege held a 100m race for the women. Mary, Pam and carol were the top three, sally fourth.

Score: 2

Why did little Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms...........



Knock knock


**whose there**



Not little Sally

Score: 1

Awards for highest rated movie and tvshow in the Middle east Movie: When Harry kidnapped Sally


TV show: How I purchased your mother

Score: 0

A friend said to me that he is in a relationship with twins I said "how do you tell them apart" . He said that's easy, Sally's got long hair and Derek has a moustache

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