A merchant had been selling salt and pepper for 30 years... He's a pretty seasoned salesman
What do you call a retired military member who has been showered in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran.
Before I go on any long journeys, I always put some salt and pepper on my head. I'm a well-seasoned traveller.
Sometimes I put salt and pepper on my head and practice medicine on animals. I guess I’m a seasoned vet.
If you see a hedgehog in your bonfire remove it After 40 minutes for well done then season with salt and pepper.
What do you get when you cross Michael J. Fox with the Spice Girls A salt and pepper shaker.
What do you call a war hero that sprinkles salt and pepper all over himself? A seasoned veteran.