This Girl Scout Cookie diet is really paying off... ...now I've got that "Samoan" figure
What do you call
a Samoan lying on the floor?
Fellafelloffdasofa.
What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!