My biggest fear is dying alone. That's why I drive a school bus.
TIL that a school bus can only jump over 14 students at a time. Unrelatedly, I’ve been fired from my job as a bus driver.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of children.
What is yellow, has 38 eyes, and can't swim? A School Bus.
I’d like to die peacefully in my sleep like my dad did. But not like the children in the school bus with him.
What's yellow and doesn't swim? A school bus filled with kids?
What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of children.
What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus.
What's something yellow that you definitely shouldn't drink? A school bus.
I knew it was going to be a bad day after I fell asleep on the school bus this morning. Especially since I was the one driving.
[OC] How do americans get to the shooting range? With the school bus
What's the difference between a garbage truck and a school bus?
One goes around neighborhoods picking up useless pieces of garbage that nobody wants in their houses anymore..
And the other's a garbage truck.
Sometimes I look at my life and envy school bus drivers... At least all their problems are behind them
The day I can’t do my job drunk is the day I hand over my keys today was my last day as a school bus driver
What's black and yellow and goes "Ahhhhh" A school bus falling off a cliff.
What is yellow but can’t swim? A school bus full of children.
What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? "Smells Like Teen Spirits"
If school buses become autonomous... hackers are going to have a field day.
What do you call a school bus full of white people? A Twinkie
My boss just said, "Everyone dies alone." I told him, "you don't have to die alone, just get in your car and aim for a school bus."
A school bus rolled over with 22 kids inside.. Fortunately there were only minor injuries...
I got fired as the driver of a school bus yesterday I was meant to bring them to a renaissance fair and accidentally dropped them off at a furry gathering
Snoop Dogg is a huge fan of The Magic School Bus. F'rizzle.
The day I can't do my job drunk... Is the day I hang up my school bus keys.
Why does the school bus driver stop at all railroad crossings? He was trained.
What's worse than being stuck behind a school bus? Driving a school bus
The Magic School Bus
That girl over there,
We call her the Magic School Bus.
The entire class has had a ride, and every time it was an absolutely wild adventure.
What do you call a school bus with a priest on board? A crime scene
What's common between Fortnite and American schools? You get out of school bus and start shooting others.