My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay on drugs The paper became a taco and the floor was melting.
My science teacher told us this
James Bond says to a chicken, "I'm Bond, James Bond." The chicken turns and says, "Well I'm Ken, Chic-ken."
I'll see myself out...
Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops... ... he said it was a *for n* concept.
What is pink, hard when it goes in, soft when it comes out, dry when it goes in, and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum. Got this joke from a high school science teacher, one of the weird ones.
A computer science teacher asks the class to turn to page 404. The students search feverishly, to no avail
Joke from my science teacher years ago...
Q: Why should you never wear Russian nuclear underwear?
A: because Chernob'll Fallout.
What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? "May the force be with you"
So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation She gave a stellar explanation.
My science teacher asked me if I liked sodium I said “Na.”
I'm not saying my acne was bad at school, but when one boy asked the science teacher how many planets there were in the galaxy... The teacher said, "Less than there are on his face."
My health science teacher told me to write a 1,000 word essay in drugs Now the paper is gorilla and floor is melting
Went to the beach the other day and I ran into my science teacher. She was there with her sister being buried in the sand. Her entire body was covered except one spot and that’s when she yelled... “Hey! Get Mitosis”
Two science teachers from my school just got married... I guess they had a lot of chemistry
A mountain was next to another mountain..
An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say..
"It wasn't my fault!"
credit to my awesome science teacher
Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation.
My science teacher taught us about gravity today. It was such a heavy subject to take...
A science teacher asked his class "Would you like to hear a Chemistry joke?" They said "Na"
None of my friends seemed very impressed when I told them I hooked up with my high school science teacher. I swear it is so much harder trying to fit in when you are homeschooled.
So my science teacher asked what kind of beetle can swim the best so I replied Paul of course, after all he is the walrus. Coo coo ca chu
What is the unit of power? That's a statement not a question. My science teacher uses it quite a lot,so I thought I'd share
I didnt really like my science teacher There was no chemistry between us.
I used to have a science teacher That used to throw dissected hearts at students and shout "Heart Attack!"