My girlfriend hates it when I call her 'curvy'. She says it's Scoliosis.
I have a theory on scoliosis It's just a hunch though
She told me she was curvy What she didn't tell me was that she had scoliosis
I wouldn't believe anybody with scoliosis if I were you. They're twisted people.
? It's a ! with scoliosis
I have this friend. She always keeps telling me real women have curves. But I don’t think her scoliosis counts.
A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery.. But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said "I stand corrected".
People with scoliosis are the same as you or I...
But with a twist.
I'll see myself out.
My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues.
What did the man with scoliosis say when he got a back brace? "I stand corrected!"
I went to the library and they wouldn't let me check out a book because they thought I would bend the spine. I should have never told them I had scoliosis
My wife is really kinky. She always trying new positions in bed. And she's not completely straight like I am. Because of the scoliosis...
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted.
After 20 Years I Found Out That I'm Actually Straight Dr. Scoliosis said that I should brace myself before he delivered the good news
I was convinced the doctors couldn’t ever fix my scoliosis. But as of today, I stand corrected.
My hair is straight but my body isnt... ...I have scoliosis
I was going to post a joke about scoliosis But it was completely out of line.
How can you be both heterosexual and not straight? Have Scoliosis
I just had a scoliosis correction surgery When I woke up, the doctor said "well, now that we've got that all straightened out, we can focus on recovery"
Everyday is humpday If you have scoliosis