Hilarious Scooby Doo Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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My girlfriend: If you don't stop making Scooby Doo references, then I'll break up with you. Me: Alright gang, let's split up.

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Scooby Doo is a procrastinator. I've never heard him say, "Scooby Dooby Done!"

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So Velma and Shaggy, your in the final round and this is the £10000 question, name a animal that has a single horn "RHINO!"

Yes Scooby Doo, I know you know but you were knocked out in the last round.

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Back when I was a Scooby Doo villain I had an allotment.... Every time I went to tend to my vegetables I would find them covered in thin sheets of aluminium.

Those pesky kids were always foiling my plot.

(I'm sorry)

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Which subreddit does Scooby Doo go to when he messes up r/oops

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So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH.

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Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!

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Socrates: To be is to do. Kant: To do is to be. Scooby Doo: Do be do be do.

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Scooby Doo taught me.... that if you smoke enough pot, your dog will talk and help you get snacks.

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Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!

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What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive? A Scoobaru

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I think my girlfriend is obsessed with scooby doo. She keeps telling me we should split up and search for other people.

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Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s He ran on splitting up gangs.

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What kind of car does Scooby Doo drive? A Subarubaruuu!

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Why does Scooby Doo love John Wick? Because he Keanut BeReeves how amazing he is with dogs!

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What's Freddy from Scooby Doo's favorite music genre? Trap Music.

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Scooby Doo hates Roma Tomatoes. He told me he was romophobic.

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How does Scooby Doo introduce his black chef friend, Toni? "This is my rigatoni"

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Scooby Doo goes to the vet When he comes back to the waiting room Shaggy asks him “so like what did they say man?”

Scooby: “rabies”

Shaggy: “zoinks! Like I didn’t even know you could get pregnant”

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There's a new hospital building in California named after a famous cartoon character the Scooby Dooby Doo ICU.

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Did you know Scooby Doo is depressed? He's been kinda stuck in a rut-roe

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What's Scooby Doo's favorite Netflix show? Ranger Rings.

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The Scooby Doo gang returns after a mystery to see that someone had keyed the Mystery Machine Fred says “it’s ok gang, they only scratched the surface to this Mystery.”

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