My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology. "They're not the only ones," I said, looking at his mobility scooter.
How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out.
An overweight woman decided to start walking her dog to get exercise... She stopped after realizing the effort it took to steer her scooter.
How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian
What do you call a nun on a mobility scooter?
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Why do scooter riders get so much slack from bikers? Despite riding something, they have nothing between their legs.
What do you call somebody who rides a scooter? A scooter.
What do you call a dog with no back legs? Scooter.
What do you call a Latino scooter? Vespa-cito
How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you.
What does a fat lady and an electric scooter have in common? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out
What is a scooter's top speed? Vessspaaa-cito
What does the scooter instructor call his students? Scoodents.
What do you call a Spanish Scooter? Vespacito