Scooter Jokes

My grandfather told me that teenagers have become so lazy because of technology. "They're not the only ones," I said, looking at his mobility scooter.

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How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out.

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An overweight woman decided to start walking her dog to get exercise... She stopped after realizing the effort it took to steer her scooter.

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian

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What do you call a nun on a mobility scooter? Virgin mobile
(Credit: TheScrubKing)

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Why do scooter riders get so much slack from bikers? Despite riding something, they have nothing between their legs.

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Funny Scooter Jokes
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What do you call somebody who rides a scooter? A scooter.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs? Scooter.

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What do you call a Latino scooter? Vespa-cito

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How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you.

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What does a fat lady and an electric scooter have in common? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out

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What is a scooter's top speed? Vessspaaa-cito

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What does the scooter instructor call his students? Scoodents.

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What do you call a Spanish Scooter? Vespacito

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