Hilarious Scrabble Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

My wife found out i was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding... She got so mad and said she’s never gonna play scrabble with me ever again

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My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding. She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.

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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She kicked over the table, stormed out of the room and shouted that she’s never... ...playing Scrabble with me again.

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I accidentally ate a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster

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I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster

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My wife found out I was cheating... ... after she found the letters I was hiding.

She got real mad and said that she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again.

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My wife found out I was cheating on her, after she found all the letters I was hiding. She got so mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me again!

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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding... She got so mad and said she's never gonna play Scrabble with me ever again

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Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words.

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A Scrabble game got dumped all over the interstate highway. That's the word on the street at least.

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Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway.

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I ate a bunch of scrabble pieces earlier So going to the bathroom could spell disaster

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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight… What a horrible way to start a game of Scrabble...

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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight… It was a horrible way to start a game of Scrabble…

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I always get the worst letters when I'm playing Scrabble... Like the one telling me my grandmother died...

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Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street? Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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Yesterday I saw a man spill his scrabble letters on the road I said to him “what’s the word on the street ?”

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I just ate a load of scrabble tiles. Now I'm terrified my next trip to the toilet will spell disaster.

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “what’s the word on the street?”

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I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier. I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

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I can't believe I just lost in Scrabble.. There's no F in WAY

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Yesterday, I saw a man spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him:

"What's the word on the streets?"

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Did you hear about the new show, Scrabble on Broadway? It's a play on words.

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I found myself stuck with the letters ‘D’ and ‘O’ at the end of a game of scrabble. I had to try and make do

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I accidentally swallowed a whole heap of Scrabble tiles last night. My next poo could spell disaster

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A truck carrying Scrabble games crashed yesterday That’s the word on the street, anyway

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I was given MDMA and LSD tonight… What a horrible way to start a game of Scrabble…

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My friends say I get sadistic when I’m losing at Scrabble But I made them eat their words

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I was playing scrabble and my dad played the word 'stneve' Needless to say, it was an unexpected turn of events.

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What does Scrabble and a circle jerk have in common? It's a great way for a family to come together.

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TIL now the country of Canada got its name! The government got a bag of scrabble letters and decided they would name their country after the first letters they pulled out! According to historical records it went like this:

"C ay, N ay, D ay..."

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So my wife found out I was cheating with the letters I have... She got mad and now I can never play scrabble again with her.

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I swallowed some scrabble tiles yesterday... My next bowel movement could spell disaster!

Haven't seen this in a while, thought I'd repost

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I got drunk playing Scrabble and somehow swallowed 8 tiles My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

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