Seahawks Jokes

Funny Seahawks Jokes
Score: 14

Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't

Score: 11

I guess she's got me there. I stopped at a restaurant for dinner. The waitress asked me if I would like a salad, and I said, "I'll pass, even though I know I shouldn't." And she said, "Seahawks fan, huh?"

Score: 10

The Seahawks were going to go to Disney World... but they decided to pass.

Score: 8

The Patriots asked the Seahawks: "Do you want to win the Super Bowl?" The Seahawks replied: "Nah, we'll pass."

Score: 8

Have you heard that Gandalf is joining the Seahawks as a coach? He has only one strat: "You shall not pass!"

Score: 2

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night? The Broncos' center

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The Seahawks were going to go to Disney Land after the super bowl but they decided to pass.

Score: 1

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