Selfie Jokes

I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues

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I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter

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My friend is obsessed with taking selfies in the shower, but they always turn out blurry He has selfie steam problems.

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A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle He had serious selfie steam issues.

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Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie.

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If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues.

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My friend is addicted to taking blurry pictures of himself in the shower. He has some serious selfie steam issues.

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Funny Selfie Jokes
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I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water. My doctor says I have selfie steam issues.

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I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it.

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On the bright side selfie sticks are also lightning rods.

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My friend is addicted to taking blurry pictures of himself while he’s taking a shower. He has serious selfie steam issues.

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For the New Year, I vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. It's a decent resolution.

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I want to take a shower selfie but the condensation keeps messing it up Guess I have selfie-steam issues

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To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself.

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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower. He has serious selfie steam issues.

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Before camera phones… …a selfie was another term for an hj.

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People who use selfie sticks...... Need to have a good, long look at themselves

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I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes.

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My friend has a habit of taking blurry pictures of himself in the bathroom mirror after taking hot showers... I thunk he has a high selfie steam problem.

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Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said "Insufficient storage".

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My friend told me that he stored his newest selfie on OneDrive. I told him to get his head out of the Cloud.

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I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer. I'm gonna call it... *The Selfie Made Man.*

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Why was a midget depressed after taking a picture in front of a geyser? Low selfie-steam

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Why did the mathematician take so long to take a selfie? He couldn’t figure out acute angle.

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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself in the shower I guess you could say he has selfie steam issues

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Your mama so fat one selfie and her phone says storage full.

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My friend is addicted to taking blurry pictures of himself while he’s taking a shower. He has some serious selfie steam issues.

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I asked Siri for a joke to post here She turned on my selfie camera

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I texted my buddy 'you free this evening?' He texted back a selfie featuring his red, white and blue cap 'I'm free every evening'

(I know it's not your typical joke but I laughed when I got it). Have a happy and safe Independence Day, USA!

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OMG! Tumblr app actually works now! And the world was not prepared for the greatest April Fools prank of all time. Everyone from the US to Africa immediately grabbed their smartphones and futilely attempting to post a selfie to Tumblr.

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Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle.

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What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head.

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How can you tell people on Tinder have no friends? Every profile pic is a selfie.

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