To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself.
People who use selfie sticks...... Need to have a good, long look at themselves
What's the best part about a selfie stick? You don't have to look far to find something to beat the user of one in the head.
I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick
The new selfie stick Is really narcissi-stick
People who use selfie sticks Need to have a look at themselves!
What do you call an egotistical anorexic? A selfie stick.