Perfect on the spot SFW joke
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
A simple SFW joke
Son: Dad, why are you spanking me? I admitted I chopped down the cherry tree. Even George Washington’s father didn’t spank him for that.
Father: Yes, but his father wasn’t in the tree when it happened!
There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice.
[SFW] What's long & thin, covered in skin, red in parts and comes in tarts? Rhubarb
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied'er.
(SFW)
