What do you call a cardboard belt?
A waist of paper.
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^(Credit: Shadow Warrior fortune cookie)
A Jamaican guy asks another Jamaican guy...
"Hey mon, do you know what the thing that casts the shadow in a sundial is called?"
The other guy thinks for a moment and then responds: "Gnomon".
This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?
I am not racist ... My shadow is black.
Why did the white supremacist only go out at night? He didn't want anyone to know that his shadow was black.
What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf.
What do you call a bird that’s scared of its own shadow? Chicken
Trust no one. Not even your own shadow. Mine’s been acting shady.
Voat has no censorship, no shadow bans And no servers
What did the lead singer of Queen say when he saw his shadow? "I see a little silhouetto of a man!"
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Its shadow!
I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing. He said, “Knock yourself out!”
The groundhog saw his shadow. Four more years of suck.
There's only one part of me that's big and black and it's below my waist My shadow
Girl, your parents must have been groundhogs... Because when I saw your shadow it was spring in my pants.
Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger) He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow
What do you call someone who believes the world is run by a shadow organization of Mexican chain restaurants? QdobAnon
I was in a rock group named Shadow Band once We flopped. For some reason, nobody could hear us.
On President's Day On President's day, the POTUS steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we get 8 more weeks of bullshit.
What do you call a black eye? Natural eye shadow.
Why did the government of Ethiopia tie a piece of string over their country? So the kids could play in the shadow.
I've always had to live in the shadow of my identical twin. He may have got the brains, but I like to think I got the looks
The Sun will never be able to see a shadow Because it doesn’t have eyes.
What do you call a ninja at McDonald's? Sekiro shadow buys fries
What's yellow and can be found on the ground?
A yellow string on the ground.
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What's black and can be found on the ground?
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It's not a yellow string you dumbass, it's the shadow of the first strings.
Translated from german: What's red, triangular and flies over the lawn?
A red triangle.
What's black, triangular and flies over the lawn?
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The shadow of the red triangle.
How will Groundhogs change the outcome of the Superbowl.? If Shakira sees her shadow at half time the players will stay in the locker room for 6 more minutes before starting the second half.