Shadow Jokes

Funny Shadow Jokes
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What do you call a cardboard belt? A waist of paper.

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^(Credit: Shadow Warrior fortune cookie)

Score: 53

A Jamaican guy asks another Jamaican guy... "Hey mon, do you know what the thing that casts the shadow in a sundial is called?"

The other guy thinks for a moment and then responds: "Gnomon".

Score: 14

This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?

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I am not racist ... My shadow is black.

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Why did the white supremacist only go out at night? He didn't want anyone to know that his shadow was black.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf.

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What do you call a bird that’s scared of its own shadow? Chicken

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Trust no one. Not even your own shadow. Mine’s been acting shady.

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Voat has no censorship, no shadow bans And no servers

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What did the lead singer of Queen say when he saw his shadow? "I see a little silhouetto of a man!"

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Its shadow!

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I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing. He said, “Knock yourself out!”

Score: 3

The groundhog saw his shadow. Four more years of suck.

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There's only one part of me that's big and black and it's below my waist My shadow

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Girl, your parents must have been groundhogs... Because when I saw your shadow it was spring in my pants.

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Ranger Jimmy was not actually black (on walker texas ranger) He was just in Chuck Norris's shadow

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What do you call someone who believes the world is run by a shadow organization of Mexican chain restaurants? QdobAnon

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I was in a rock group named Shadow Band once We flopped. For some reason, nobody could hear us.

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On President's Day On President's day, the POTUS steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we get 8 more weeks of bullshit.

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What do you call a black eye? Natural eye shadow.

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Why did the government of Ethiopia tie a piece of string over their country? So the kids could play in the shadow.

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I've always had to live in the shadow of my identical twin. He may have got the brains, but I like to think I got the looks

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The Sun will never be able to see a shadow Because it doesn’t have eyes.

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What do you call a ninja at McDonald's? Sekiro shadow buys fries

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What's yellow and can be found on the ground? A yellow string on the ground.
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What's black and can be found on the ground?
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It's not a yellow string you dumbass, it's the shadow of the first strings.

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Translated from german: What's red, triangular and flies over the lawn? A red triangle.

What's black, triangular and flies over the lawn?

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The shadow of the red triangle.

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How will Groundhogs change the outcome of the Superbowl.? If Shakira sees her shadow at half time the players will stay in the locker room for 6 more minutes before starting the second half.

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