I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.
If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... I'll show you Aflat minor.
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Show me a cannibal who gets sick on missionary stew... ...and I'll show you that you can't keep a good man down!
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a flat minor
Show me a me a piano falling down a mineshaft.. And I'll show you a flat minor.
"Siri, show me a joke."
Sir I "sure"
Proceeds to open the selfie camera
My friend wanted to show me a picture on his phone.
He said.
"Hey man, Check out the new wing I had put on my car!"
I said.
"Woah, man. Spoiler!"
A good time I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds.