Show Me A Jokes

I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.8 seconds.

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Funny Show Me A Jokes
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If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft... I'll show you Aflat minor.

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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

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Show me a cannibal who gets sick on missionary stew... ...and I'll show you that you can't keep a good man down!

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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a flat minor

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Show me a me a piano falling down a mineshaft.. And I'll show you a flat minor.

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"Siri, show me a joke." Sir I "sure"


Proceeds to open the selfie camera

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My friend wanted to show me a picture on his phone. He said.
"Hey man, Check out the new wing I had put on my car!"

I said.
"Woah, man. Spoiler!"

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A good time I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds.

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