Boy: What's a palindrome?
Teacher: racecar
{10 years later}
Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]
Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown.
Why do all polish names end in ski?
Because they can't spell toboggan
(This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900. The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.
Guys, wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank today, and if all goes well, I’ll be out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask!
Whaddaya call a guy with no arms or legs trying to water ski? Skip.
I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed
A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift. It was an uphill battle.
Guy running the ski-lift said it would be $50 to get to the top of the mountain...
I said "that's a bit steep."
He said "exactly."
Whaddaya call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to water ski? Skip.
A boy asks his teacher, "What's a palindrome?"
"A racecar," replies his teacher.
*20 years later*
The boy bursts out of a bank wearing a ski mask and with bags of money in his hands. "Where is the palindrome?" he asks his getaway driver, who was sitting in a kayak.
I need everyone to wish me luck... I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I'm so excited, I can barely put on my ski mask.
Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her. It's called the Picabo ICU.
I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill.
I need everyone to wish me luck I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I wil out of debt, im so excited I can barely put on my ski mask
Why don't blondes water ski? They can't find a lake with a slope
What does a blind man use to ski? A skiing eye dog
I used to be a professional ski athlete It just went downhill from there
I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
My father passed this morning. In his honor, I present his favorite joke: why do polish people have ski at the end of their names? Because they can't spell toboggan. - Stanley G. Kapuscinski
Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. "Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."
Why do Slavic names end in ski? Because they'd sound funny if they ended in toboggan.
What do you call a Polish airplane? A Jet-ski.
What do you call a Russian jet? A jet-ski
Being a bank guard in Alaska is tough... Everyone wears ski masks
“NEVER go down on a black”, the father said to his daughter “Whilst you are learning to ski, stay on the green runs”
Did you hear about the blonde who didn’t learn to water ski? She couldn’t find a lake with a slope
I hate going into jewellery stores with my girlfriend , all the staff always assume we're there for the engagement rings. Mind you, the ski masks probably don't help.
Little joke Bobsleds but can Bob ski
What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill? A Triple Low Ski
I didn't understand how bad it was to roll a jet ski in the lake until I let it sink in.