The worst thing about being a profession skier... ...is that your career can only go downhill
What do you call a water-skier with no arms or legs? Skip.
My wife is like an Olympic silver medal skier. She only goes down once every four years, and never finishes first.
Former Olympic skier Pickabo Street donated money to a local hospital... Former Olympic skier Pickabo Street donated money to a local hospital. In gratitude, the hospital named their emergency ward after her-- it's now the Picabo ICU.
Where does a skier in Switzerland go after a long day of skiing? Swiss Chalet
What does a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
You connect the dirtbag at 2 points.
(Told to me by a skier.)
The Olympic skier Picabo Street made headlines by donating enough money to build a new hospital. To thank her they named a wing of the hospital after her. The Picabo ICU.
