Slavery Jokes

Funny Slavery Jokes
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Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?

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Why do we hit things when they don't work? Because it worked with slavery

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I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened...

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Slavery is such an ugly word... I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

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Slavery jokes aren't very funny. I give them 3 out of 5.

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Do all black people have a problem with slavery ? Or just mine ?

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Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores? Because slavery is illegal.

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Roses are red, potato chips are savory... The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

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Wow, Donald Trump is President. I haven't seen Democrats this mad since.... ...slavery was outlawed and the desegregation of public schools!

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Trump has been criticized for being incredibly sexist, homophobic, fundementalist, and wanting to bring back slavery In other words, he's been criticized for acting like a Muslim.

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So I was trying to explain slavery to a group of black teenagers... ...they didn't like the idea, but their grandparents were sold on it!

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A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery.

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What's the difference between a cow and slavery? You can't milk a cow for 200 years.

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Are all black people against slavery? or just mine?

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 200 years.

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It sucks that slavery is illegal now... We have to get them from the black market these days.

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Do all black people hate slavery? Or is it just mine

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Do all black still people have an issue with slavery? Or is it just mine?

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Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told "work makes you free".

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Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?

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People used to be confused on the morality of slavery... ... I don't know why though.... It seems like a pretty black and white issue.

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I used to sell farming equipment... Until they outlawed slavery.

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I don't understand what the big deal with slavery was. From the sounds of it, a lot of them were educated since so many of them had their Masters.

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Slavery and Serfdom have been around for thousands of years and it never really ended. The perks just got a lot better.

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My two favorite presidents are Jefferson and Lincoln The respective "Hit it and Quit it" of American slavery

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When are they going to bring slavery back? I am tired of looking for a job.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Slavery is certainly wrong! It's a *black and white* issue

Edit: this is /r/jokes and not /r/history

Edit 2: Stop stalking me Zain

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Say what you want about slavery... but at least black people were working.

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Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Racial Or is it just mine

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