Slytherin Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?

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if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin?

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Funny Slytherin Jokes
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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?

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The entire Slytherin staff is getting laid off soon I hear they're getting a good Severus package.

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What do you call someone from Slytherin House who is really into French pastry? Draco Mille-feuille.

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Don't let this election distract you... From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Slytherin. Slytherin who?

Slytherin me 🥴

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I applied to Hogwarts the a few weeks back. Unfortunately, I didn't get accepted. Figured I could just Slytherin.

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Why is Lord Voldemort a slytherin Because he is a snake

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St Patrick wore green a lot, talked to snakes, and used magic . . . He was a Slytherin, right?

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My girlfriend told me how much she loves Harry Potter so I told her I can't wait to slytherin my 9 and three quarters

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