What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?
if i opened my Gryffindor Would you Slytherin?
What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?
The entire Slytherin staff is getting laid off soon I hear they're getting a good Severus package.
What do you call someone from Slytherin House who is really into French pastry? Draco Mille-feuille.
Don't let this election distract you... From the fact that Slytherin blew a 472 to 312 point lead to Gryffindor for the House Cup during the trophy presentation ceremony at Hogwarts back in 1992.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Slytherin.
Slytherin who?
Slytherin me 🥴
I applied to Hogwarts the a few weeks back. Unfortunately, I didn't get accepted. Figured I could just Slytherin.
Why is Lord Voldemort a slytherin Because he is a snake
St Patrick wore green a lot, talked to snakes, and used magic . . . He was a Slytherin, right?
My girlfriend told me how much she loves Harry Potter so I told her I can't wait to slytherin my 9 and three quarters