Why they hire idiots in Russian military intelligence? Well, they used to hire smart people, but those would go to Great Britain, capitulate and stay there to live.
What are smart people in America called? Tourist
Smart people aren't born there made In China....
Do you know why they say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"? Because doctors are smart people. Smart people use Windows.
Why are smart people so smelly?
Because genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
(My son made this up)
Women and minorities feel betrayed by Trump being elected... Now they know how smart people felt with George Bush.
2 men are sitting in a bar. 1 man says: smart people doubt everything. Only stupid people are certain about things! His friends asks him: are you sure about that? He answers: absolutely!
Stupid people are sure on themselves
A football player tells his son:
\-You know, smart people are always full of doubts while stupid ones are very sure on themselves.
\-Really, dad?
\-Absolutely.
Smart people have poor eyesight
Because lower graphics make your brain run faster.
*closes all background tasks*
Why the smart people’s opinions worthless? Because they make cents.