Genie: You have 3 wishes
...but no wish for more wishes, more genies, or more lamps, ha!
Me (being a smartass): I wish you were reaaaaally bad at counting.
Genie: Sure boy, you have zero wishes left.
This morning I entered a store...
I noticed the clerk had a missing hand and a watch on it, that kept falling.
\-Why don't you wear it on the other hand?
\-And how am I supposed to put it on, smartass?
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I've decided to mind my own business from now on.
What did the smartass say to the dumbass? I don't know, I don't speak donkey.
bowler hat on a donkey
Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey?
Because no one likes a smartass...