Genie: You have 3 wishes
...but no wish for more wishes, more genies, or more lamps, ha!
Me (being a smartass): I wish you were reaaaaally bad at counting.
Genie: Sure boy, you have zero wishes left.
This morning I entered a store...
I noticed the clerk had a missing hand and a watch on it, that kept falling.
\-Why don't you wear it on the other hand?
\-And how am I supposed to put it on, smartass?
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I've decided to mind my own business from now on.
What did the smartass say to the idiot? "What did the smartass say to the idiot?"
What did the smartass say to the dumbass? I don't know, I don't speak donkey.
bowler hat on a donkey
Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey?
Because no one likes a smartass...