Smartass Jokes

Genie: You have 3 wishes ...but no wish for more wishes, more genies, or more lamps, ha!
Me (being a smartass): I wish you were reaaaaally bad at counting.
Genie: Sure boy, you have zero wishes left.

Score: 210

This morning I entered a store... I noticed the clerk had a missing hand and a watch on it, that kept falling.

\-Why don't you wear it on the other hand?

\-And how am I supposed to put it on, smartass?

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I've decided to mind my own business from now on.

Score: 81
Funny Smartass Jokes
Score: 3

What did the smartass say to the dumbass? I don't know, I don't speak donkey.

Score: 3

bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey?
Because no one likes a smartass...

Score: 2

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