If tomatoes are fruit... that means ketchup is a smoothie.
My dad once put snowballs in the blender to make a smoothie. Snowballs was a great cat.
What do you call a Vegan with diarrhea? A smoothie maker!
I think I should work at a Smoothie shop I feel like I would blend in
chameleons are supposed to blend well but I think they ruined this smoothie
The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare. Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie.
Not to brag, but I've already had two pretty sweet dates this weekend I'm surprised how much they added to my smoothie.
Why did the smoothie get assassinated? He got mixed up with a few bad apples.
What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie
Which do you prefer? Orange roughy or orange smoothie? Texture reply to me.
What did the smoothie say to the policeman? Don’t arrest me, I’m Innocent
Smoothie bar
A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable smoothies has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide.
Their ' Melon - Cauli ' smoothie has now been withdrawn.
Covid Smoothie
Me Ex Wife dropped off a Covid smoothie for me.
Because she still cares for me, she used organic bleach.
What do you call a smooth movie? A smoothie
If you put your heart and mind into it… …a smoothie would taste disgusting.
A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable drinks has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide... Their "Melon-Cauli" smoothie has now been withdrawn...
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store? Mejuicea
Did you hear about that airplane that mixed all those people around the cabin like a blender? That flight was not smoothie
Adolf Hitler decides to open a smoothie stand
One German says "I think that's a great idea! I will go get fruit sir"
Adolf replies "I don't like big chunks in my smoothie"
"No problem" replies the German "I will also bring you a Jew-sir"
What do you call a vegan who has diarrhea? A smoothie blender.
What were Banana and Strawberry doing at the club? Trying to blend in and be smoothie.