I got hammered last night and woke up next to some fat old lady that was snoring. So I guess I made it home okay...
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up due to the noise he made snoring.
Went out last night and got really wasted.
I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting,
so I knew I made it home OK!
Snoring comes easily to me. In fact, I can do it in my sleep.
My girlfriend suggested we get soundproof walls fitted in our bedroom. It will stop the neighbours complaining about our snoring.
My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose.
I always think of my wife late at night. The thought of her snoring arouses me.
A plague on all four of your houses! (Mercutio lies on the ground and starts snoring loudly.)
I'm not proud of it but I went out last night & got ridiculously drunk.
I woke up this morning next to a woman who was constantly farting & snoring.
It felt good to know I’d made it home safely.
I tried to use earplugs to solve boyfriend's snoring but when i stick them up his nose he wakes up.
I just bought a sleeping bag from a car boot sale and it's living up to its name. It's been snoring all the way home.
I bought a sleeping bag from a car boot sale and it lived up to its name. It was snoring all the way home.