Snoring Jokes

I got hammered last night and woke up next to some fat old lady that was snoring. So I guess I made it home okay...

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Funny Snoring Jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up due to the noise he made snoring.

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Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting,
so I knew I made it home OK!

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Snoring comes easily to me. In fact, I can do it in my sleep.

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My girlfriend suggested we get soundproof walls fitted in our bedroom. It will stop the neighbours complaining about our snoring.

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My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose.

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I always think of my wife late at night. The thought of her snoring arouses me.

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A plague on all four of your houses! (Mercutio lies on the ground and starts snoring loudly.)

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I'm not proud of it but I went out last night & got ridiculously drunk. I woke up this morning next to a woman who was constantly farting & snoring.
It felt good to know I’d made it home safely.

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I tried to use earplugs to solve boyfriend's snoring but when i stick them up his nose he wakes up.

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I just bought a sleeping bag from a car boot sale and it's living up to its name. It's been snoring all the way home.

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I bought a sleeping bag from a car boot sale and it lived up to its name. It was snoring all the way home.

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