Snowflake Jokes

Enter password: ‘snowflake’ Confirm password: ‘snowflake’

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Creating a new password Enter password

'Snowflake'

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'Snowflake'

Your passwords are not alike

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Why was the young snowflake so upset? Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What is a snowflake's school grade based on? Class precipitation.

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If someone calls me a snowflake one more time... I’m going to melt down.

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How do you melt a snowflake? Take a knee

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My girlfriend is a special snowflake She's cold and flaky.

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You are as special as a snowflake... ... just a microscopic and transient blip, indistinguishable in a colorless, homogenous mass that covers the earth.

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What do you call an Eskimo who's never on time? A snowflake.

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Seeing Republicans act the same way they made fun of Democrats for acting 4 years ago has taught me That every snowflake is unique ❄️

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