Soil Jokes

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke. I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.

The plot thickens.

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Funny Soil Jokes
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Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens...

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For years, I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden and when I asked her about it, she just giggled and shrugged... The plot thickens...

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When does soil get rich? When mother nature makes it rain.

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I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens...

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As I suspected, someone has been secretly adding layers of soil to my garden during the night. The plot thickens.

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I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens.

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How do you cover a doctor's mistake? With soil.

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I'm reading a book about soil The plot thickens

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Somebody has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens

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I'm reading a book on how soil is added to the farmland. The plot thickens.

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It's just as I thought, someone was adding soil to my garden! The plot thickens!

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Just as I suspected, someone's been adding soil to my garden The plot thickens

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What does the soil have in common with a mailman? They both become hostile when you rearrange their letters.

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As I suspected, someone’s been putting soil in my garden. The plot thickens.

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Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it The plot thickens...

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My friend told me that he collects soil. I said, "What on earth!"

He said, "Yes."

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I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens...

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Someone's been secretly dumping top soil on my lawn... The plot thickens...

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Just as I suspected: someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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As I suspected, Someone has been planting soil in my garden The plot thickens

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As suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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My neighbor just buried $100,000 in his backyard garden.. ..he wanted to make his soil richer.

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A thief just stole some of soil and I'm going after him. I'm losing ground.

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I'm reading a book where someone keeps adding soil to the protagonist's garden. The plot thickens.

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I like my women like quality agronomy soil... ..good penetration to 8", bare surface, and minimal crust.

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Every time I visit my allotment there's more and more soil The plot thickens...

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Why did the place where two roads diverged in the yellow wood become overgrown quickly? Because Frost increases soil fertility!

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What do you get when you cross a dandelion with soil infused with tetrahydrocannabinol? Weed.

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Germany's loss in the fifa world cup doesn't come as a surprise They've always had a hard time winning on russian soil

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