As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
"I own a small allotment...", So far I'm the only person I've heard laugh at this joke.
I own a small allotment. Every night someone throws soil in on top of in. I've absolutely no idea why.
The plot thickens.
Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens...
For years, I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden and when I asked her about it, she just giggled and shrugged... The plot thickens...
When does soil get rich? When mother nature makes it rain.
I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens...
As I suspected, someone has been secretly adding layers of soil to my garden during the night. The plot thickens.
I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens.
How do you cover a doctor's mistake? With soil.
I'm reading a book about soil The plot thickens
Somebody has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens
I'm reading a book on how soil is added to the farmland. The plot thickens.
It's just as I thought, someone was adding soil to my garden! The plot thickens!
Just as I suspected, someone's been adding soil to my garden The plot thickens
What does the soil have in common with a mailman? They both become hostile when you rearrange their letters.
As I suspected, someone’s been putting soil in my garden. The plot thickens.
Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it The plot thickens...
My friend told me that he collects soil.
I said, "What on earth!"
He said, "Yes."
I went to my allotment and found that there was twice as much soil as there was the week before. The plot thickens...
Someone's been secretly dumping top soil on my lawn... The plot thickens...
Just as I suspected: someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
As I suspected, Someone has been planting soil in my garden The plot thickens
As suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
My neighbor just buried $100,000 in his backyard garden.. ..he wanted to make his soil richer.
A thief just stole some of soil and I'm going after him. I'm losing ground.
I'm reading a book where someone keeps adding soil to the protagonist's garden. The plot thickens.
I like my women like quality agronomy soil... ..good penetration to 8", bare surface, and minimal crust.
Every time I visit my allotment there's more and more soil The plot thickens...
Why did the place where two roads diverged in the yellow wood become overgrown quickly? Because Frost increases soil fertility!
What do you get when you cross a dandelion with soil infused with tetrahydrocannabinol? Weed.
Germany's loss in the fifa world cup doesn't come as a surprise They've always had a hard time winning on russian soil