I'm taking my wife for skydiving. So if you see a solar eclipse today, don't be surprised.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" No sun.
Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse. It truly is a site for sore eyes.
Know your eclipses.
Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Dad: No sun
RIP to all the vampires who got fooled by the solar eclipse.
Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is ? No son
Son - Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is? No sun
A boy asks his father what is the meaning of the Solar Eclipse? The father replies "No son"
What do you call a deaf woman during a solar eclipse. Whatever you want to. It's not like she's going to know.
A solar eclipse is like watching a woman breastfeed in public It's beautiful, it's free, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse? Bison...
You can look at the solar eclipse directly
Once with your left eye, once with your right eye
Edit: seriously don't. Remember to wear eye protection!
What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common? It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.
My Dad is like the Solar Eclipse If i make direct eye contact he'll hurt me, but when it's safe for me to look at him he already left for milk and won't be back for several years.
I'm really worried about the upcoming solar eclipse. Because I've always heard that once you go black, you never go back.
You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse, But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
The next solar eclipse will be in 2024... Three or four presidents from now.
I am surprised Trump wanted to look at the solar eclipse today... Because if he went blind all he would see is black
I really wish someone would have told me how long this solar eclipse was going to take. Don't get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I know it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.
I said, “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” He replied, “No sun.”
Son: Can you explain what is a solar eclipse? Father: No son. “No son” (No sun)
“Hey dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” “No sun”
Every solar eclipse, children are often reported missing... Because the parents cannot find their sun.
I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll forever be seared into my mind... ...and retinas. I really should've worn some glasses.
What did the buffalo say during the solar eclipse? Bye sun!
Son : Can you tell me what’s a solar eclipse dad? Dad : No son
Why is Annie the Orphan crying? There was a solar eclipse.
The government will be giving out special glasses for the solar eclipse It's called the no child left blind
This monday there will be a solar eclipse at 10am... Followed shortly after by funeral proceedings for the Flat Earth Society.
The solar eclipse was cool to look at and all... But when does this darkness go away?
The solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding... You’re not supposed to look, but you know you are going to take a peek.
Dad, can you tell me a solar eclipse is? "No sun."
LPT: When the next solar eclipse rolls around, you can use a colander to view the eclipse. Just be sure you don't strain your eyes.
The solar eclipse was like a one night stand I spent a whole lot of effort for two minutes of pleasure.