Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they
What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
The head of the 2016 Somali Olympic squad has apologized to officials on behalf of their team... ...after realizing shooting and sailing were two separate events.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? The Somali --> "e"
What's the difference between an al-Shabab camp and a Somali wedding? Don't ask me I just fly the drone.
A Somali... an Egyptian and a Saudi are asked "What is your opinion of eating meat?" The Somali said, "What is eating?" The Egyptian said, "What is meat?" And the Saudi said, "What is an opinion?"
Happy talk like a pirate day! Now where do I learn Somali at?
So I've to board my submarine off the coast of the Seychelles and monitor the Somali pirates as they sail around the coast of Mogadishu. This is my latest submission.
We usually think of pirates being all smiley. Turns out they're all Somali.
Who are the littlest pirates? *Say it out loud:* **Somali Pirates**