What's the difference between a soprano and a porsche? Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche
Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's
What's the difference between a Porsche and a soprano? Most musicians have never been in a Porsche.
Was tuning the piano with my sister and I said...
This reminds me of the Soprano section in our school choir.
To which she responds, "How do you know if a Soprano is at the door?"
("IDK, How")
"She doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in."
A guy named Soprano was fired from his job as a cashier. When asked if he could break a C-note, he was too high to register.
How do you know a soprano is at the door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade? Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
One of the soprano girls in my choir class says she can't sing her part. She says she descant.