Soprano Jokes

Funny Soprano Jokes
Score: 11

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's

Score: 9

What's the difference between a Porsche and a soprano? Most musicians have never been in a Porsche.

Score: 8

Was tuning the piano with my sister and I said... This reminds me of the Soprano section in our school choir.


To which she responds, "How do you know if a Soprano is at the door?"

("IDK, How")

"She doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in."

Score: 7

A guy named Soprano was fired from his job as a cashier. When asked if he could break a C-note, he was too high to register.

Score: 4

How do you know a soprano is at the door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Score: 2

Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade? Bought a bing. Bought a boom.

Score: 2

One of the soprano girls in my choir class says she can't sing her part. She says she descant.

Score: 2

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