What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus is a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between a circus and a sorority house A circus is a cunning array of stunts
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
An oldie... What's the difference between a circus and a sorority? The circus has cunning stunts.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority.
Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion? Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains
What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth
What do you call an all black sorority? A minority
Why did the sorority girl wear underwear? To keep her ankles warm.
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Twenty one. One to change the bulb, and twenty to make t shirts for the event.
Why do sorority girls only travel in groups with odd numbers? Because they cant even!
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house.
Police are looking into it.
And are preparing a probing investigation.
As a college girl, I never understood the whole Sorority thing It's all Greek to me
Why do sorority girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.
My older sister came back from her first year of college and was talking about her favorite sorority initiation called Boo-Khaki I didn’t know it was required of sororities to hate on khakis, like whats the big deal?
Why do sorority girls always travel in groups of 3? Because they can't even.
How do you start a rave in a sorority house? Tape a box of Uggs to the roof.
Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even.
Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse? Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even...
Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even.
What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?
They have to go through the glazing.
I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts
What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change it, and 10 more to make t-shirts for the event.
Know what goes by really fast? A drunk sorority girl.
Why did the sorority girls always travel in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even.