Hilarious South African Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar

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Which city is the South African Superman from? Cape Town

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Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so

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Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami? At the Nelson Mandeli.

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What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck

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Why are native South African Tribesman immune to lightning? 'cause you can't Shaka Zulu.

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A South African, New Zealander, Barbadian and an Irish Man walk into a bar and win the Cricket World Cup for England

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When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict

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What do you call a Hindu South African? Nelson Mandala.

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I've never dated a South African girl who I've disliked. Every time I meet one, we click almost immediately.

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Two South Africans were playing a game of golf Unfortunately, apartheid their game.

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Why are South Africans so good at doing their laundry? Because they're used to keeping Whites, Blacks, and Coloureds separate.

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Ever hear about the South African SWAT team? They operate in areas with malaria outbreaks.

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where do South Africans learn slang? Durban Dictionary

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I was chatting with a South African girl for over an hour. We just clicked.

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An Australian, New Zealander and a South African walk into a bar and each order a beer. Bartender: Sorry, we don’t serve Bears 🐻

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Have you heard about the South African man who went to Greece and would only eat cheese? He got Feta and Feta and Feta.

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How did South Africans do their laundry in the 20th century? They separated the colours from the whites.

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In which South African city was Batman originally from? Capetown

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What sits on water and goes quick? A South African duck.

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Me (30M) can't tell if my South African friend (29F) is addicted to drugs or numbers She keeps saying she loves 'Meths'

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The Beach Boys found some South African money on the floor. "Rand."

"Rand."

"Get a rand."

"I get a rand."

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My South African friend likes telling Earthquake jokes. He's a regular Tremor Noah.

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If you're addicted to “meth”, you're either a drug addict... or a South African addicted to numbers.

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