Space Force Jokes

Funny Space Force Jokes
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Maybe Space Force is part of Trump’s plan to find... Universal healthcare.

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With this new Space Force being stood up... I’ve already been hearing that enlistment bonuses are going to be astronomical.

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Trump Space Force Did you hear Trump is going build a Space Force?

Uranus is going to pay for it.

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I'm not sure if the US should build a space force The costs would skyrocket

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With the new Space Force I heard America was building their very own Death Star...and the rebels are going to pay for it

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When Trump said "We're going to put a man on the face of the moon" last night, he meant he wants his Space Force to laser-etch his face onto the moon Get ready for Moont Rushmore

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The new Space Force is going to cost the government billions in unforeseen expenses. The military housing allowance will go through the roof because the cost of living in space is astronomical.

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Why can't the navy participate in the Space Force? Gamma radiation kills seamen.

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President Donald Trump is going to launch the "Space Force". Surprising for a guy who hates aliens

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Why does Trump need a SPACE FORCE? It's too black out there.

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With the new announcement of the space force, Donald Trump decided to call this branch... Space Patrol Delta! The catch phrase will be, SPD emergency.

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Trump was obviously joking when he said “Space Force” He meant “Strategic Defense Initiative Organization Again”

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Space Force! [/end of joke]

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