What do you call a spooky chicken? A Poultrygeist
What do you call a spooky horse? A nightmare
When it's October but there aren't any spooky jokes yet... Never seen such boo-sheet before.
What's a spooky ghost's favourite makeup
Ma-SCARE-ya
*^I'll ^show ^myself ^out.*
Is saying "yes yes" spooky? Oui-ja
What do you call it when a ghost poops? A spooky dookie
What do you call it when a ghost goes to the bathroom? A spooky dookie
Girls are confusing
They say they like spooky things
But they hate when I ghost them? Idgi
Smoke that spooky kush... ...call that Halloweed
Spook me once shame on me. Spook me twice... That's 2 spooky 4 me.
A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween...
is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
Spooky!
Shout out to my friend Ryan Smith for this joke
What do you call spooky mascara Mascarea
What did the Pumpkin say to Trump? "Sorry, spooky time is coming up and there isn't a enough orange in the world for both of us."
Wanna hear something spooky
I am born on Halloween
Like legit, on October 31
Get no sweets tho :( cause my country does not celebrate it
Spooky
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the ghost of sean connery
what do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales
Has anyone heard of that Indian tribe that shape shift into Carp and float slowly through the woods all spooky-like? You mean you've never heard of the Eerie Koi before?
What would you find on a spooky beach? A sand-witch!
What does my spooky corn come off of? Macabre
A skeleton walks into a bar
He asks for a beer and a mop.
This is a terrible joke but it’s spooky time so it fits
In honor of the spooky season, what do you call a compressed pumpkin? A squash :3