Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex... It really thins out the congestion.
On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month
This is ridiculous!
How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!
What says the nymphomaniac's right leg to her left leg, at the end of spring break ? "Long time no see !"
At what time of year does F=-kx not hold? Spring Break.
Why did all the Mexican girls get pregnant on spring break? Their teacher told them to go home and do two essays.
Why wasn’t the robot at school for a week? He had a spring break
Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring.
What do you call a Calvinist who makes reservations for spring break? predestined
What's the worst time to use a trampoline? Spring break