Hilarious Sql Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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An SQL query walks into a bar It approaches two tables and asks "Can I join you?"

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Sql Query A Sql query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks: "Mind if I join you?"

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An SQL query walks into a bar ... Walks up to two tables and says:

"CAN I JOIN YOU?";

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^^^Sequel ^^^to ^^^this ^^^joke ^^^coming ^^^soon

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A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, "can I Join you?"

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IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table.

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A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, "May I join you?".

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Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2? It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!

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I'm planning to make a film series on databases. I've got the first part ready, but I can't think of a SQL.

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An SQL query walks into a bar , walks up to two tables and asks; "May I join you?"

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table.

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SQL Three SQL databases walk into a bar... then they leave. Why?

They couldn't find a table.

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A SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... Can I join you?

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An SQL query walks into a bar and starts dropping names

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How does a SQL expert get a date? getDate()

^(I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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SQL and Oracle walk into a NoSQL bar... They waited around for 25 minutes but then had to leave. They couldn't find a table.

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An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”

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Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect? He tries to cast all the data to float.

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Programming Joke I came up with this this morning...

What did the programming languages think about the database movie?

[They couldn't wait to see the SQL!](#s)

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A SQL Query Walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "can I join you"?

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I saw a great movie about databases today. I can't wait for the SQL

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