What did Poseidon say to the giant squid? What’s Kraken?
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles.
How do you know when a cephalopod has been using your toilet? Squid marks.
Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night? He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the buoys!
What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!
A restaurant owner offered me a free calamari appetizer if I gave him a good review on Yelp It was squid pro quo.
What do you call a group of squid? A squad
What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley
What's it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles
How many tickles does it takes to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh? ten tickles
What do you call it when a cephalopod returns a favor? Squid pro quo.
How many tickles...
How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?
Ten tickles
How does a squid couple take the next step in their relationship? They get calimarried
A lion and a tiger make a liger, a whale and dolphin a wolphin, a squid and octopus a scquoctopus. What would a five-year old and a horse be? Definitely illegal.
I just heard a really good joke about a giant squid It's Kraken me up
What did the giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's kraken bro
What do you call a Jamaican squid?
Cala Marley.
~~credit to whoever it was at Nintendo who originally came up with this pun for a Splatoon musician's name~~
What do you call a squid taco? hentai
His many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? ............ Ten Tickles........
What do you call it when people exchange sea creatures? Squid pro quo.
What do you call a group of cephalopods trying to kill themselves? Suicide Squid
I was at a restaurant that serves traditional Spanish food. I was shocked to see that they serve clamari, and with the squid's ink! No one expects the Spanish ink cuisine!
What do you call it when a fisherman gives a cephalopod in exchange for information on his rival fishermen? A Squid-Pro-Quo
What does a squid say when it’s in a hurry? Lets get Kraken
If Squidward got a job at a prison for squids, Would he be known as Squid Warden Squirdward?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN SQUID GETS AN INFECTED CUT? octoPUS
What did the man say to the giant squid?
What's kraken?
JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles.
I want to see if this R'lyehian joke makes sense to humans
“Waiter! Waiter! There’s mglw'nafh squid ph'nglui ya soup!”
“It’s nafl mglw'nafh, sir. It’s ahehyee fhtagn. ”