I heard a statistic that there are more men named David in charge of companies than there are women. Well obviously. How many women do you know named David?
This is a frightening statistic
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness!
That's scary!
It means 75% are running around untreated!
I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others
that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me.
Hmm....
Frightening Statistic
This is probably one of the most worrisome statistics to emerge in recent years.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.
If you're ever losing an argument, randomly quote a statistic People will believe you 80% of the time.
74% of people will believe any statement that contains a statistic. Goes up to 89% of people if it contains two.
I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!
Math puns are boring Algebra puns are too linear, arithmetic puns are too basic, trigonometry puns are too graphic, calculus puns are all derivatives. Only the statistic puns are the occasional outlier.
My statistic skills are mediocre at best And average at worst
Statistic Joke A restaurant had a poster for the meanest spicy sandwich. I ordered it and it turned out to be very average.
Thousands of people die every day. Thats just a statistic. But for some reason when i kill them it’s monstrosity instead.
A recent study shows that 8 out of 9 people vaccinate their kids. That's one asinine statistic.
I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist...
She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder.
Now I feel like a distribution.
New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed
My friend told me that he is a unique, one of a kind person and not just a statistic. Turns out that 1 person in every 100 believes this about themselves.