Stephen Wright Jokes

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory... but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

[credit to Stephen Wright]

Score: 42

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

-Stephen Wright

Score: 24

I was a peripheral visionary... I could see the future, but only way off to the side. - Stephen Wright

Score: 1

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