Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now
Did you hear about Steve Harvey’s new job? Hawaii Emergency Management Agency.
What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey
And best picture goes to... La La Land - Steve Harvey
Did you hear about the big fight Steve Harvey had with his wife? It was a family feud.
Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight? It was a family feud
And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey
And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is Hillary! - Steve Harvey
Family Feud must be a really hard show to work on Steve Harvey is always asking for cervezas.
TIL Steve Harvey was the valedictorian of his graduating class. Oh wait, no he wasn't. My mistake.
Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names.
What do you get when you have Steve Harvey presenting at a beauty pageant for gnomes? A Miss Gnomer.
Do you know what the Steve Harvey autobiography is called? Neither does his publisher. He gave it a title, but then took it back.
What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.