Secretary walks into the President's room
Secretary: Mr.President, Hurricane Florence is causing trouble.
Trump: Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels.
Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history. Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.
What does Stormy Daniels have in common with American farmers? They both got screwed and paid off by Trump.
Worst foursome in golf history
1. Stormy Daniels
2. O. J. Simpson
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Bill Clinton
Why? You ask
1. Stormy is a hooker.
2. O. J. is a slicer.
3. Ted can't drive over water, and
4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last..
Instead of Hillary Clinton, maybe Stormy Daniels should have run against Trump? I'm pretty sure she would've spanked him.
What was Trump's response when he heard Stormy Daniels kept some of the sexts he sent her? Fake Nudes!
Stormy Daniels must really like President Trump. She said he was a fun guy.
Michael Avenatti is no longer representing Stormy Daniels In other words - he pulled out
We may have now forgotten about Stormy Daniels But our search histories sure won't.
Why did Iran hire Stormy Daniels as a consultant? To gain intel on Donald Trumps “Pull Out” techniques.
Hurricane Florence
White House advisor.......
"Mr Trump , Hurricane Florence is causing trouble."
President Trump.....
"Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels!"
Nicked from fb
Wow, I'm getting a $1200 check from the President
I feel kind-of like Stormy Daniels.
...well actually this check is for a future stimulus, Stormy's was a check for a past stimulus.
Stormy Daniels has a gag order. How small is it that you have to tell someone to gag?
Stormy Daniels said that Trump was always on bottom. Because he always F*cks up.
Stormy Daniels was arrested for breaking an Ohio law that prohibits "anyone who isn’t a family member from touching a nude dancer." I for one, am glad that we still live in a country where a son can still touch his mother while she dance for him.
At this morning’s White House press briefing...
JOURNALIST: “Mr President! Are you concerned about coups?”
TRUMP: “Stormy Daniels? Believe me, it never happened.”
What's the difference between Michael Avenatti and the average veterinarian? One deals with Stormy Daniels, one deals with wormy spaniels.