Barack Obama walks into a Subaru dealership...
The salesman asked him, "What are you looking for?"
Obama says, "I'm looking for a replacement because my legacy got wrecked."
I bought an old used car, and I think it is from RE:ZERO It is a Subaru that keeps dying all the time...
I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere.
What does Rem and a college student have in common? They both want a Subaru but neither can afford them.