Resurrection day Children at Sunday school were asked what resurrection meant. One boy replied, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts for more than 4 hours you should call a doctor." Happy Easter!
A Sunday school teacher ask the children, "why is it necessary to be quite in church?" The children replied, "because people are sleeping."
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny raised hand. and replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping"
How do you get out of Sunday school? You tell your mom you're Sikh.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Little Johnny
A teacher in Sunday school once asked Little Johnny, "Johnny, do you believe in the Devil?"
"No," said Little Johnny knowledgeably. "It's just like with Santa Claus. I know it's really my dad."
A Sunday school teacher asked the children
just
before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is
it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping"
My Sunday School teacher is so old... .. when the New Testament came out she said "I don't care for the new curriculum."
What do you call a hospital volunteer with a cocaine habit?
A nose candy striper.
[and no, not stripper. that would be too many levels. And you couldn't tell it to your Sunday school members]