On warm summer nights I like to stare off longingly into the sunset and wonder Why can't I see anything?
The Wine
An old couple was enjoying a bottle of wine while watching the sunset.
Husband: I can't live without you.
Wife: aww! Was it you or the wine talking?
Husband: I was talking to the wine.
What do you call twin brothers? A sunset!
Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.
A small plane crashed into a cemetery... the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning...
Why do Icelandic ships have barcodes? The striking dock workers complained there is Norway they can go to a ship with a clipboard, Denmark it as arrived and Finnish the whole business before sunset. New tech helped Sweden the deal.
Sometimes I like to just watch the sunset in the park by myself. I carry a gun with me to keep it that way.
She reminded him of sunset Orange and hard on the eyes.
If you think the sunset is interesting, what do you think about the sunrise? You think its intereasting
I knew it wouldn't go well when my sister told my dad that she wanted to be a horse, but I wasn't prepared for the way he went off on her. ... into the sunset.
What do you call it when you eat a lemon at sunset? The Golden Sour.
What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset? Knot movies
Two Englishman Are On A Beach...
Englishman 1 “I love the Friday sunset”
Englishman 2 “FTW”
Englishman 1 “Do you even know what that means?”
Englishman 2 “Friday? ‘Tis Wednesday!”
*snooty laughing follows*