Sunset Jokes

On warm summer nights I like to stare off longingly into the sunset and wonder Why can't I see anything?

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The Wine An old couple was enjoying a bottle of wine while watching the sunset.

Husband: I can't live without you.

Wife: aww! Was it you or the wine talking?

Husband: I was talking to the wine.

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Funny Sunset Jokes
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What do you call twin brothers? A sunset!

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Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.

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A small plane crashed into a cemetery... the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning...

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Why do Icelandic ships have barcodes? The striking dock workers complained there is Norway they can go to a ship with a clipboard, Denmark it as arrived and Finnish the whole business before sunset. New tech helped Sweden the deal.

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Sometimes I like to just watch the sunset in the park by myself. I carry a gun with me to keep it that way.

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She reminded him of sunset Orange and hard on the eyes.

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If you think the sunset is interesting, what do you think about the sunrise? You think its intereasting

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I knew it wouldn't go well when my sister told my dad that she wanted to be a horse, but I wasn't prepared for the way he went off on her. ... into the sunset.

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What do you call it when you eat a lemon at sunset? The Golden Sour.

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What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset? Knot movies

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Two Englishman Are On A Beach... Englishman 1 “I love the Friday sunset”

Englishman 2 “FTW”

Englishman 1 “Do you even know what that means?”

Englishman 2 “Friday? ‘Tis Wednesday!”

*snooty laughing follows*

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